Thursday, April 26, 2012

Anwar Ibrahim's Believe It Or Not

When I read it, I could not help ROFLMAO.

The Malaysian Insider reports, "Pakatan optimistic of GE win, Anwar tells envoys ahead of polls"

Some side splitting lines -
Anwar said one of the PR’s concerns was how to conduct a peaceful power transition from Barisan Nasional to PR “when the time comes.”
To make sure the riots in Penang, Kedah, Perak and Selangor will not recur. Hahaha.
...as well as the rationale behind the upcoming Bersih 3.0 rally.
Yes, yes, to foreigners aka crash course in BULLSHIT 3.0 Hehe.
Also present were Bersih leaders which included Maria Chin Abdullah and Hishamuddin Rais.
Lying in plain sight. Stupid me, all the time I thought BULLSHIT 3.0 was apolitical. No DAP ah?
"One diplomat said what has been published in the news seem to indicate Datuk Seri Najib Razak was more popular To which Anwar said that opinion polls should be read with caution and detail"
See, I told you not to believe that DAP Onkie 3.1 million fellow. Ohhh, now I know why DAP missing.
"Tun Abdullah Ahmad Badawi’s loss in the last GE despite the fact that opinion surveys showed he was highly popular among Malaysians."
Last GE opinion surveys showed Pak Lah was highly popular among Malaysians. Betul kah? At that time no need for survey to show how popular Pak Lah was, everyone knew how "popular" so much so kena tendang. Hahahahahahaha.
"They diplomats were interested in how we plan to take over we also explained to them our concerns about electoral reforms"

Fuziah along with PKR’s Sivarasa Rasiah conducted presentations of unresolved issues surrounding the electoral system such as the "unnatural" spike of voters in Selangor as well as the professionalism of the Election Commission, EC.
If "Pakatan Rakyat PR is ready and confident of taking over Putrajaya, Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim has confidently told foreign diplomats" it means electoral system is okay, riiiight? Foreign diplomats getting value for money BULLSHIT. Hahaha.

Professionalism er? Talk you what?
Kamaruddin added that what was stressed during the briefing was that the country’s electoral system was "far from clean"
But can still win! Like a broken record. No, no like Astro - repeat and repeat and repeat. Hahahaha.

This is the best of all,
"The response was quite good. Some of the diplomats have said privately that they support us should PR win federal power" the Tumpat MP said.
Hahahahaha.

They will support you should the "PR win federal power" if not they won't support you. That's why they tell you privately and you open mouth and tell everybody.

Hahahaha, hahahaha, hahaha, hahaha.

Must stop laughing. Stomach pain already.

1 comment:

Snuze said...

*laughs so hard*

*fell off chair*

Oh, Freddie ... you always share the best stuff ...